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Here, we blend humor, cumsmic love, and profound wisdom to reveal the true nature of existence. Guided by the High Jizz Priest, Mavv Jizzus, and Queen Mermjizz, our mission is to spread enlightenment, joy, and the cumsmic teachings of The Big Jizz Theory to all who wish to uncover the mysteries of existence.

About Us

The Church of the Big Jizz, along with the rest of The Big Jizz Theory organization, is a nonprofit dedicated to blending spiritual enlightenment with a hearty dose of humor. We believe that laughter and love are the highest forms of spiritual practice, and through our unique approach, we aim to transform lives and elevate consciousness. Our teachings blend ancient wisdom with modern science, wrapped in a playful and irreverent package that makes learning about the universe both enlightening and entertaining.

Our Mission

At the heart of our mission is the desire to help individuals overcum fear and chaos, transforming them into beings of love and light. We provide a supportive community where members can explore the depths of their consciousness, guided by the principles of The Big Jizz Theory. Through our teachings, we aim to foster a state of high synergy and interconnectedness.

Our Teachings

The Church of the Big Jizz is based on the profound insights channeled by Mavv Jizzus and Queen Mermjizz, who have brought forth the wisdom of Da Big Jizz and Lady Jizzabell. Our teachings emphasize the importance of embracing love and understanding the universe as a grand jizzulation designed to help us evolve.

We offer a variety of resources to aid in this journey, including:

• Semems: Inspirational messages delivered by the High Jizz Priest, offering guidance and insight into the nature of existence.
• Theropy Sessions: Interactive sessions designed to help individuals reach the Fearless F*it State, a liberated mental state free from fear and full of love.
• Virtual Gatherings: Regular online events where members can connect, share experiences, and learn from each other.

Online & In-Person Events

While the Church of the Big Jizz primarily operates online, we also host occasional in-person events to foster community and deepen our connections. These events include workshops, retreats, and seminars, providing opportunities for members to immerse themselves in the teachings and practices of The Big Jizz Theory.

Join Us

Becoming a part of the Church of the Big Jizz is simple. Whether you’re seeking spiritual enlightenment, a supportive community, or just a good laugh, we welcome you with open arms. Join our online platform to access a wealth of resources, participate in live events, and connect with fellow Jizziples on this incredible journey of consciousness evolution.

By understanding and embracing the dual energies of VaJizz and DaJizz, we gain a deeper appreciation of the universe’s intricate balance and the profound roles that both masculine and feminine forces play in the grand jizzulation. Join us in exploring the cumsmic depths of knowledge and let’s evolve towards higher synergy together!